UK elections 2010. The people deserve more from democracy. We'll get that with a coalition government. "I don't hate democracy, just politicians" Guy Fawkes.

Friday, 10 December 2010

maybe Dave isn't so useless after all

If you were a selfish leader,
how could you double-cross your coalition partners
most effectively?
Make them go back on their most important
promise to the populace.

And you can make them work for it.
They were singing one way
before the election,
and now they've got another tune.
Because you convinced them that Labour's mistake
is the reason why the economy has failed,
they'll take your medicine.

The BBC guy said, last night, 'I wonder why Cameron's
made Clegg work so hard, with no support?'

Do you, really?
-cosusbelly67

Thursday, 2 December 2010

The carbon footprint of a pair of lightweights

Now that Mervin King’s Wiki-pinion is added to that of Obama, it is well-known that Cameron’s passable presentation of himself as a leader may be being aided by hired Communications types.
He and his oik henchman, Osbourne, are indeed the private-school lightweight sons of millionaires who have never worked a hard day in their lives. Therefore,
it is their £9000-tuition university policy,
and they’re clueless,
as are the ranks of their party and the Liberal Democrats,
if they can’t see what these plans are doing to UK society.
Ya, it’s that big an issue!
[I assure you that British politicians, on the whole, are
either protesting unfair policies,
or they’re stupid, lazy and corrupt.
So that means about 60 Labour, 30 Liberal members and a smattering of Tories
are on the good side, out of 700. Haircut, anyone? Financial, that is.]

This says a lot about their plans for universities. They see it only short-term-wise as a boost to private universities, and have just about said it that clearly. They want to boost fees so that 3-year degrees cost £27 000 (with interest). Cranfield U, a private shop, for example has fees of £8500. Pretty competitive, and Cranfield didn’t even have to get their marketing team’s feet wet. The dynamic dodoes did it for them. But, I think that Tweedles Dee and Dum should go back to the drawing board, because Cranfield’s degrees, all legal, approved and everyfink, are completed in two years, not three. So, the private uni is truly the better deal, and the quality is decent, I guess. But, you gotta pay up front. The ‘Good for the economy’ mantra reminds me of Gordon Brown and his take on the Iraq war; stepping over bodies to help their rich friends, as they all are.
If they wanted to make it less obvious that they were helping out their Oxbridge buddies to start up universities, they could have made the rise in fees 20%, to £3600. By raising them 200% (they’re not Business grads, I’m certain), to £9000 pounds, they’ve raised a poll-tax-size ire in the public, and split the society clearly into haves and have-nots. And that’s only one piece of legislation, and they want, or Nick Clegg wants, 5 more years of this tripe.
If Arts, Humanities and Social Sciences courses don’t cease altogether, there will be a flood of kids going into Political Sciences or Public Administration, just so that these youngsters can plan to someday stick their foot up those fluffy, lightweight arses in the government that is saddling them with debt, and then keeping them from qualifying for a home loan (which is hard enough already) unless they pay off the 27000 as soon as possible. That’s their goal, perhaps. Make ‘em scramble to pay it off.
Or perhaps the goal is to get students learning foreign languages, because the only universities they’ll be able to afford will be those on that Continent that they love and hate
so much.
-Cosusbelly67

Saturday, 30 October 2010

no, no, take 10 years, Sire

The Apprentice (UK show)
Alan Sugar: "You're fired"
"You need how long to get your job done?" "5 years!"
"Nick Clegg, you're fired, and you make me sick."
"If I let these boys run my company, I'd be fl*6&ked."

The Guardian's Patrick Wintour wrote a fulsome 3-centimeter article about one of the most important aspects of our democracy in the UK:
The length of a government's reign.
Up until now, a government could call an election whenever it suited.
So, our new coalition wants to take choice out of the matter
in the interest of fairness, you see,
and set a time limit.
Of course, it used to be 4 years, maximum, and he wants to make it
5 years, over 1800 days without democracy.
Democracy is voting. One vote every 1820 days is
something less than democracy.
Is a government required to listen to anyone during this time?
Protests, letters, media, starving people in the streets?
Exactly! Therefore, that's not democracy.

In quoting Nick Clegg, VP,
he said
"a four-year parliament would not give an administration
time to govern in the national interest"

Allow me to interpret this. Clegg, VP, likely meant:
"It'll take us 3 years to pay off all the Labour bureaucrats to go away,
install our own boys and start siphoning off money, bigtime."
"We Lib Dems may never get into government again,
and we've got two parties
full of democrats to satisfy."
-Cosusbelly67

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

a million reasons to be afraid

apparently, according to the Daily Mail, 23 of the 29 ministers are worth more than
1 million pounds.
Maybe this is the reason why the two parties get along so well.

DAILY MAIL MONDAY 24/05/10

The coalition of millionaires: 23 of the 29 member of the new cabinet are worth more than £1m... and the Lib Dems are just as wealthy as the Tories By Glen Owen Last updated at 9:45 AM on 23rd May 2010

It is the £60million Cabinet. David Cameron’s coalition Government may have adopted ‘fairness’ as one of its defining slogans, but his team of Ministers has been drawn almost exclusively from the ranks of the financial elite – leading to accusations that politics is once again becoming the preserve of the wealthy.

Of the 29 Ministers entitled to attend Cabinet meetings, 23 have assets and investments estimated to be worth more than £1million.

-cosusbelly67

for more. frankly it makes me ill:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/election/article-1280554/The-coalition-millionaires-23-29-member-new-cabinet-worth-1m--Lib-Dems-just-wealthy-Tories.html#ixzz0osCrzjXj

Sunday, 16 May 2010

a suitable epitaph for Gordo's career

soon
a taste:
no more boom and bust
the Iraq war is good for the economy
Poisoned chalice of Blair
tax the poor, they're too lazy and illiterate to apply for their state aid

swing voters are like any swingers

We're damn hot. Dead sexy, even.
we are kingmakers. Every party sucks up to us.

We're willing to listen to each and every party and then make up our minds.
Parties are sending all their stupid platitudes towards us, but we're too intelligent.
Vote for change. Try Posh Cola, now!
bullsh*t

we're the ones willing to go for a hung parliament, because we think that politics is the biggest scam since the sale of Manhattan.

Make one scratch on a paper and then shut up for exactly 5 years. bullsh*t
Now the onus is on the politicians not to screw up, or else they could land on their butts in Downing Street , like Gordo. We'll find a way to drive the gay wedding of Dave and Nick to the divorce court.
that's politics, hanging from a branch. A totally different kind of swinger.

Sunday, 9 May 2010

a lord calling a democrat posh

[pic- fotosearch.com- toffee nose]
We all know that David Cameron is, like, 32nd in line to the throne.
[he should try using a pub toilet on a Friday night, he'd 56th.]

Anyway, one of Labour's last breathless tactics was not attack the fact that DC's has had every privelege in his upbringing.
Just a minute though. If Mandelson, the Prince of Darkness, was made a lord because his corrupt track record makes him unelectable, then DC has beaten Mandy in the democracy sweepstakes. David's practically a man of the people in comparison, and that's even before you consider Mandy's Machiavelli act.

As for the posh thing, I'm going to look up Mandelson on wikipedia, in two seconds, and I'm sure he'll be the alumnus of a number of educational institutions of the highest standing.
You don't get an accent like that just by being gay. I say, old boy!

Hold the presses. Oxford and grammar school. Not bad for a proletarian Labour minister.

But, he did say DC has a 'toffee nose'. That kind of an insult will get you beat up in a schoolyard, where I come from.

Call him 'boogerhead', Dave. Don't let Mandy bully you.
Take a limp swing at him.
-Cosusbelly67
[story from Metro newspaper]