We all know that David Cameron is, like, 32nd in line to the throne.
[he should try using a pub toilet on a Friday night, he'd 56th.]
Anyway, one of Labour's last breathless tactics was not attack the fact that DC's has had every privelege in his upbringing.
Just a minute though. If Mandelson, the Prince of Darkness, was made a lord because his corrupt track record makes him unelectable, then DC has beaten Mandy in the democracy sweepstakes. David's practically a man of the people in comparison, and that's even before you consider Mandy's Machiavelli act.
As for the posh thing, I'm going to look up Mandelson on wikipedia, in two seconds, and I'm sure he'll be the alumnus of a number of educational institutions of the highest standing.
You don't get an accent like that just by being gay. I say, old boy!
Hold the presses. Oxford and grammar school. Not bad for a proletarian Labour minister.
But, he did say DC has a 'toffee nose'. That kind of an insult will get you beat up in a schoolyard, where I come from.
Call him 'boogerhead', Dave. Don't let Mandy bully you.
Take a limp swing at him.
[story from Metro newspaper]
Take a limp swing at him.
-Cosusbelly67
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